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Showing Sardarji sms Message 601 - 610 of 836 messages, Page 61 of 84 pages.


Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.............;->

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Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??

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Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

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once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted... OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA...... and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered...

after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA... and go away with high speed ... pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 times,..

after half hour when SARDAR G disappeared,, pakistani says thanx GOD.... but after some way he found that the SARDAR G lying on the road his honda was placed very far to him .. he saw that SARDAR G bleeding...

pakistani comes from his car and asked to SARDAR G .. KYU SARDAAR G KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYAA....... SARDAAR G REPLIED..... OYE OH HI TU POOOCH RYA SEEE.... TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA ... IS KAY BREAK KIDHAR HOTAY HAI OYE... WOH HI TU DHOOOND RAHA THAAA

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Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"

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Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .?
Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->

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Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.
Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai
Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . ["!"]

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